Gender bender..

If I woke up as a girl..

It's difficult to say exactly what I'd do first if I woke up the opposite gender. I mean, there are so many ways you could go with it. Being a guy, I think the first thing I'd do would be sprint to the mirror or the shower... no, I'm only kidding. I'd likely freak out because, well, I like being a guy too much. I mean come on, who in the world wants to spend an hour a day getting ready to go to class? Or just to fix your hair? Seriously. But, hey, if I'm stuck like that for a day I guess I'd make the best of it. I could use my hot body (because, its pretty much guaranteed I'd be a pretty girl) to learn some cool secrets or something... I'd eat for free all day long, that's for sure. And that night I'd get into parties free. If I get bored, I could go finally see exactly what's behind those sacred women's restroom doors... and then I'd run for president, or something. I'm really sort of running out of ideas... I mean, besides hang out with fun people like me, what do girls do for fun? Really? Maybe I'd go speed down the interstate at a break-neck rate just to get a ticket and then talk my way out of it. Fun! Not really. It would suck to be a girl.